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Come on guys, send us your favorite jokes and yarns - preferably related to Harleys, riding, motorcycles etc.


Obviously they need to be clean and fit for public consumption.

(We reserve the right to refuse any submission without explanation.)


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A ten year-old boy was walking down the street when a big man on a black motorcycle, pulls up beside him and asks, "Hey kid, wanna go for a ride?"


"No!", said the boy, and he kept on walking. The motorcyclist pulls up to him again and says, "Hey kid,, I'll give you $10 if you hop on the back"


"NO!" said the boy and proceeded down the street a little quicker.


The motorcyclist pulls up to the boy again and says, "Ok kid, I'll give you $20 and a BIG bag of candy if you hop on the back for a ride."


At this point the boy turns around to him and screams angrily, "Look Dad, YOU bought the Harley, so YOU ride it!!





A cheerful truck driver pulled up at a roadside cafe in the middle of the night for a dinner stop. Halfway through his meal, three wild-looking motorcyclists roared up - bearded, leather-jacketed, filthy.


For no reason at all, they selected the truck driver as a target. One poured pepper over his head, another stole his apple pie, the third deliberately tipped his coffee over.


The truck driver never said one word, just stood up, paid his check, and left.


"That truck driver sure ain't much of a fighter," sneered one of the bikers.


The girl behind the counter, peering out into the night, added, "He doesn't seem to be much of a truck driver, either. He just ran his truck right over three motorcycles."





A Honda rider decided to travel to Europe by cruise ship and managed to secure passage on the same boat as a bunch of Harley riders. Midway through the voyage, the ship sank and the rider wound up in a three-man lifeboat with the ship's captain and two of the HD riders.


The captain announced that someone would have to get out. "We'll do it right though," he said. "The three of you will be given a fair test and the loser will jump out."


Everyone agreed, so the captain turned to one of the Harley riders and asked, "What was the largest ocean liner to sink in the past century?"


"The Titanic."


"Right," said the captain. Turning to the other Harley rider, he asked, "How many people were on the Titanic?"




"That's correct," the captain stated.


Fixing a hard eye on the Honda rider, he then said, "Name 'em."





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